Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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