The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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