Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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