He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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