I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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