If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
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Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.