Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.