My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Two words: blizzard sex
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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