a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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