Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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