He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You are a genius and a whore.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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