We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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