my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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