your thong is hanging out like whoa
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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