It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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