How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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