I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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