We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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