: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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