I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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