ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He better not be in your backpack
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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