Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You can't special order awesome
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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