After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
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My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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