Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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