a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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