they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
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At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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