why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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