I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Randomize