and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Randomize
