Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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