I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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