UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
