your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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