I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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