Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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