I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
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It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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