No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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