Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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