Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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