I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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