but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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