nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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