We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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