Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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