If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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