I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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