I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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