the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
so much tequila, so little girl.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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