Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
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Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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