fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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