life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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