I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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