i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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