1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
