ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
