can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
