Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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